LONG AGO THE THREE WALLS LIVED TOGETHER IN HARMONY.
BUT THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE TITANS ATTACKED.
2000 YEARS HAVE PASSED AND MY BROTHER AND I HAVE DISCOVERED THE NEW AVATAR, A BADASS NAMED CONNIE.
I BELIEVE CONNIE CAN SAVE THE WORLD.
CUE THEME SONG
PLEASE DON’T IGNORE THESE
people fucking died there
THIS IS HUMANITY BEING EXTERMINATED RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES.
PLEASE TAKE A SECOND TO GET THIS OUT TO THE WORLD AND STOP PEOPLE FROM DYING PLEASE!!!
What the actual fuck. Come on, lets make me more jealous of your core strength.
I always have to reblog this. Because for real. That’s amazing.
Tell me more about how pole dancing is just mindless sluttiness that requires no talent or skill, I implore you.
I will learn how to do this.